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NAMING THE NEW YORK HOUSE!

... contributed by Dan

 

What should the official name for Bill and Hillary's new abode be named? There are many, many possibilities, according to the creative audience of The Jayne Carroll Show, a political talk radio program which airs daily in the Portland, Oregon, metropolitan area.

Carroll asked her audience to come up with an official name for the Clinton $1.7 million house in Chappaqua, New York. Carroll's call-in contest required the names to be in relative good taste, original, and should capture the essence of one or both of the Clintons. Some names nominated for the Clinton's new home included...

  • Perjurers' Palace
  • HillBilly Villa
  • The House of Bill's Repute
  • Drawers Downs
  • Cheatem Estates
  • Castle of Contempt
  • Sin Simeon
  • The Knee Pad
  • The White Trash House
  • The Panderosa
  • Liars' Lair
  • Bill and Hill's Bribe & Breakfast
  • The Clinton Compost
  • Dogpatch on the Hudson
  • Rancho Immoral
  • The Out House
  • The Love Shack
  • House of the Rising Sin
  • The House of Seven Felonies
  • Cottage of Contempt
  • Motel Sex

    But, clearly, the hands-down winner was...

  • DISGRACELAND
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