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Play BS Bingo!

... contributed by Dan

 

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings? Do you need more fun at work? Here's something to change all of that: BS BINGO!!!!

How to play: Simply tick off 5 words/phrases (from the list below) in one meeting and shout out "BINGO!" It's that easy!

Here are the words/phrases:

  • SYNERGY
  • TAKE THAT OFFLINE
  • STRATEGIC FIT
  • AT THE END OF THE DAY
  • GAP ANALYSIS
  • BEST PRACTICE
  • THE BOTTOM LINE
  • CORE BUSINESS
  • LESSONS LEARNED
  • TOUCH BASE
  • REVISIT
  • GAME PLAN
  • BANDWIDTH
  • HARDBALL
  • OUT OF THE LOOP
  • GO THE EXTRA MILE
  • BENCHMARK
  • THE BIG PICTURE
  • VALUE- ADDED
  • MOVERS AND SHAKERS
  • BALL PARK
  • PROACTIVE, NOT REACTIVE
  • WIN - WIN SITUATION
  • THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX
  • FAST TRACK
  • RESULT- DRIVEN
  • EMPOWER EMPLOYEES
  • NO BLAME
  • STRETCH THE ENVELOPE
  • KNOWLEDGE BASE
  • RESULTS -DRIVEN
  • TOTAL QUALITY
  • SLIPPERY SLIDE
  • TICKS IN BOXES
  • MINDSET
  • KNOCK-ON EFFECT
  • PUT THIS ONE TO BED
  • CLIENT- FOCUSED
  • QUALITY- DRIVEN
  • MOVE THE GOAL POSTS
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    Testimonials from other players:

    "I HAD ONLY BEEN IN THE MEETING FOR FIVE MINUTES WHEN I YELLED BINGO."

    "MY ATTENTION SPAN AT MEETINGS HAS IMPROVED DRAMATICALLY."

    "IT'S A BREEZE, MEETINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME FOR ME AFTER MY FIRST OUTRIGHT WIN."

    "THE ATMOSPHERE WAS TENSE AT THE LAST PROCESS WORKSHOP AS 32 OF US LISTENED INTENTLY FOR THE ELUSIVE 5TH."

    "THE FACILITATOR WAS STUNNED AS WE ALL SCREAMED BINGO FOR THE 3RD TIME IN 2 HOURS."

    "I FEEL THAT THE GAME HAS ENHANCED THE OVERALL QUALITY OF MEETINGS PER SE ON A QUID PRO QUO BASIS."

    "PEOPLE ARE NOW EVEN LISTENING TO MUMBLERS, THANKS TO BS BINGO."

    "BONZA! YOU COULD HAVE CUT THE ATMOSPHERE WITH A BASEBALL BAT AS WE WAITED FOR THE 5TH DELIVERY."

     

     

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