Golden Retriever:  The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb? Border Collie:  Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund:  You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! Rottweiler:  Make me. Lab:  Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Malamute:  Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. Jack Russell Terrier:  I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.. Cocker Spaniel:  Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Doberman Pinscher:  While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. Boxer:  Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Mastiff:  Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. Chihuahua:  Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Irish Wolfhound:  Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover. Pointer:  I see it, there it is, there it is, right there. Greyhound:  If it isn't moving, who cares? Australian Shepherd:  First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ... Old English Sheep Dog:  Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb. Hound Dog:  ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz. Cat:  Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is:  "How long will it be before I can expect light?"