A postcard from somewhere in Mexico...

"Dear Momma, Here at the ACME web page/corporation, our hardest working employee (and mascot) is a little fellow named "Smiley Earl." Earl has not taken a vacation in over 15 years, but last Monday morning he failed to show up at work. We were, of course, very concerned. That is until we got this card from way down south. Way to go, Earl!"... John