Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Women Fall Catalogue Once again, the male staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for women of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required...

1. Combatting The Impulse To Nag 
2. You Can Change The Oil Too 
3. PMS - Learning To Sleep Over At Mother's 
4. How To Properly Fill A Beer Mug 
5. We Do Not Want Ties For Christmas (Just Wear The Sexy Lingerie I Gave You) 
6. Understanding The Female Causes Of Male Drunkenness 
7. How To Do All Your Laundry In One Load And Have More Time To Watch Football 
8. Parenting - Your Husband Gave You Children So You Could Have Someone Other Than Him To Boss Around 
9. How To Encourage Your Husband To Cook More And Be Able To Stomach His Slop 
10. How Not To Sob Like A Sponge When Your Husband Is Right 11. Get A Life - Learn To Kill Spiders Yourself 
12. Balancing A Checkbook - Even You Can Get It Right 
13. Comprehending Credit Card Spending Limits And Financial Responsibility 
14. You, The Whining Sex 
15. Reasons To Give Head To Your Man 
16. How To Stay Awake During Sex And Imagine That It Lasted For Over 10 Minutes 
17. Why It Is Unacceptable To Talk About Feminine Hygiene In Mixed Company 
18. Shopping - Doing It In Less Than 16 Hours 
19. A. You Can Use A Bed For More Than Just Sleep
19.B. It's Okay To Do It Outside Of The Bedroom 
20. If You Want To Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother 
21. How To Close The Garage Door 
22. If You Don't Want An Excuse, Don't Demand An Explanation 
23. How To Go Fishing With Your Mate And Not Catch Pneumonia
24. Living Without Power Windows - How To Turn A Crank 
25. Romanticism - The Whole Point Of Caviar, Candles, And Conversation 
26. How To Retain Your Composure While Your Husband Is Relaxing By Himself 
27. Why You Don't Need To Invite Your Mother Over Every Weekend 
28. Payday And Shopping Are Not Synonymous 
28. How To Act Younger Than Your Mother 
30. You Too Can Carry A Backpack 
31. Female Friendship - Why Your Best Friends Are Not The Women Who Complain About You The Most 
32. Learning To Appreciate The Beer Belly And Lard Butt Morphologies Of Men 
33. Dress Like A Slut And Put On Something Sexy - Why It Won't Ruin Your Brain 
34. Attainable Goal - Catching A Ball Before It Stops Moving 
35. Apologizing For Farting When You're On The Toilet Is Not Necessary 
36. How To Remain Femininely Enticing And Attractive After Menopause
37. How To Close The Top On The Toothpaste

Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Men Fall Catalogue Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required...

 1. Combatting Stupidity 
 2. You Too Can Do Housework 
 3. PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut 
 4. How To Properly Fill An Ice Tray 
 5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas (Just Give Us Credit Cards) 
 6. Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk At 4:00am 
 7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called "Don't Wash My Silks") 
 8. Parenting Roles Beyond Initial Conception 
 9. Get A Life - Learn To Cook 
10. How Not To Act Like An Asshole When You Are Obviously Wrong 
11. Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right 
12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence 
13. You, The Weaker Sex 
14. Reasons To Give Flowers 
15. How To Stay Awake After Sex 
16. Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere Except In The Bathroom 
17. Garbage - Getting It To The Curb 
18. A. You Really Can Fall Asleep Without Doing It, If You Really Try
18. B. The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake In The Morning, Take A Cold Shower 
19. You Cannot Always Wear Whatever You Damn Well Please 
20. How To Put Down A Toilet Seat (formerly called "No It's Not A Bidet") 
21. Give Me A Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Often Bullshit 
22. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost 
23. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency 
24. Romanticism - Other Ideas Beyond Sex 
25. Helpful Posture Hints For Couch Potatoes 
26. Mother-in-Laws Are People Too 
27. The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous 
28. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children 
29. You Too Can Be A Designated Driver 
30. Male Bonding: Leave Your Friends At Home 
31. You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked 
32. Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works! 
33. Attainable Goal - Omitting Foul Expletives From Your Vocabulary 34. Fluffing The Blankets After Farting Is Not Necessary 
35. You Don't Really Need That Porsche After Thinning Hair And Mid-Life Crisis 
36. How To Tolerate Bras And Pantyhose Hanging In The Bathroom