Once upon a time a bawdy busty blonde arrived on the web with only two purposes in mind... to have some fun 'n to share a few smiles. Seeking her own personal freedom, 'n knowing that folks like a mystery, she called herself Anonymomma. Catchy 'lil title, but soon she came to be known far 'n wide simply as The Momma. Being a tad flamboyant 'n driven by the burnin' desire to be an original, she adorned herself with her best bikini 'n cfm pumps (OK, she was a bit 'o da ham 'n remains so to this very day)... she also placed a paper bag on her head 'n strutted across the web lookin' for a good time.

Time passed... her web site grew... she made many new friends 'n indeed the orginal internet bag lady was havin' one helluva good time! Her twisted sense of humour, liberal attitude 'n unusual outfit started to get more 'n more attention. Soon the questions... "What's with the name"?... "Why the bag"?... "How 'bout a more conservative outfit... sensible shoes"?... yada yada yada

Soon the cyberbuzz filtered into the nation's capital 'n into the ears of the BFI. Most governmental agencies had long felt the internet a dangerous, rapidly growing, uncontrolled media filled with too much global free expression, thought, ideas 'n communication. "We can't have that! We must regulate... Give em rules! They are having waaaay too much fun on that web! People are running amok with free expression"!

Enter disgruntled Agent X. Who, at the time, had been demoted to the bowels of the bureau cataloging 'n crating past Director, J.Edgar's ball gowns. (This assignment was the result of that hush hush agency fiasco of two years ago of which he was the lead agent... ah, but that's classified 'n for another time) Since he was one of the few agents with internet savvy (Hey! he did use all those free AOL diskettes afterall) 'n the Director wanted him outta his face, Agent X was given one last chance to redeem himself with the assignment to track down this dangerous freewheeling independent anonymous internet bagged woman 'n make an example of her as a warning to others on the net.

And So The Search For The Momma began...