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Dear Agent X,
I do believe your elusive quarry has been magically transported and captured
by a powerful dragon mage. As I was scrying the Realm recently, I received
the following image in my crystal ball. I suspect she is being held captive
somewhere in the Realm, but I have had no further confirmation. This one
image which I captured with my Polaroid ® is all I have for you. Naturally,
crystal ball images are open to interpretation, but in this case I cannot
imagine another possible meaning. I suggest you check this lead out thoroughly.
Sincerely,
~ Sorceress ~
If Agent X is smart, he will realize that this cannot be a Polaroid ®
picture as such photos do not have copyright attributes on them. Oh well,
the Sorceress did TRY to lead him on a wild goose chase. 
Speaking
of a goose. The Sorceress did truly get a vision of the Momma being goosed
by a Unicorn. If she visits the Realm, she will need to watch her back.
Paint eyes on the back of her bag so to speak. There just may be one Unicorn
here who is tired of hanging with virgins and is looking for a little more
pizzazz. Afterall, who has more pizzazz than the Anonymomma? |