First reported by The Daily Republican 9/97,
Anonymomma aka 'The Momma' was spotted recently
again with President Clinton. Coincidence? Perhaps.

But unconfirmed sources state that 'The Momma' has
dumped former lover Antonio Banderas and seems to
have an uncanny interest in Clinton. So while the
rest of the world focuses their attention on Monika
Lewinski, Anonymomma is the one having a blast with
the Chief and his staff of Staff.

Although the Clinton camp claims the two are just friends,
White House insiders insist that's not the case. Former Aide
Ilove DaWilly-Tu claims to have seen Anonymomma enter the
Oval office with just 'a brown paper bag' on her head.

Clinton was not available for comment, and Anonymomma has 
pulled up stakes again. However, wherever Clinton is, The
Momma is usually just a heartbeat away.

Attorneys for Paula Jones and white water prosecuter,
Ken Starr are all now seeking her testimoney.
She can run, but she cannot hide.

... Lois Lane, CNN