Could it be that Poison Oak causes amnesia ... hallucinations? Who's Xavier? Who's Bethany 'n will she find Xavier? Is Anatasia the girlfriend of Agent X? Why has Anastasia disappeared? Why are we gettin everyone's mail? Where's Agent X 'n could he possibly be Italian? If so, has The Momma run off with Agent X? What about Ken Starr ... where's my clean underwear? Did she do it with the president? Where's Tony Angel? Where's the other agents? Does The Sorceress know how to find Elvis? What's the meaning of life? Will any of this help me lower my taxes? Do unicorns really fall in love? Stop the insanity! Help! I've fallen 'n can't get up! Why does she wear that darn bag? What's it all about Alfie? Who is Alfie? Where is this all leading? Where is that Momma? The truth is farout there ... only you have the answers ...