Dear Anonymomma,

Randy wants to apologize for the interest he showed toward the camera girl. I cannot vouch for his sincerity in this, but he was very excited to have this picture done to send to you. As I was doing his picture, I sometimes caught him casting a meaningful glance at me. I was stern and gave him to understand that there will be none of that. ( I prefer my goose with orange sauce, thank you.) Still, I could hardly contain my laughter at his antics. He seems to be trying to get the bag to go on his head, but the horn will thwart him time after time. Instead, he has nearly mastered the skill of using it as a hoola hoop. As you can tell by his glow the exercise makes him quite hot. Speaking of which, I noticed that the spare bag was missing in your room of honor, so I am sure that Randy has discovered the ring which connects our fair realms. This means of course that he may slip over there on occasion. Just a heads up to watch your backside, dear Momma.

He insisted I sign the picture as if he was signing a publicity still. Perhaps he is thinking it will impress you considering his competition for your affection, or maybe he wants to declare his devotion to you after the incident with the camera girl. In any case, it being spring, I would trust him about as far as I could throw him. I do not doubt that his feelings are strong for you, it is just that his name is so very apt.

Best wishes for a happy Easter. The egg is from me in memory of the lovely day we spent coloring eggs. *S*

Warmest Regards,

The Sorceress