Researchers at the American Society of Trustworthy Real Officials (ASTRO) have recently discovered a new zodiac symbol.  Sparkling over the skies of North America, the group of stars knows as the Momma Cluster is so busty that it is entirely possible for someone to be born under the Momma as well as any of the other known zodiac constellations!  You could be an Anonymomman!

Anonymommans have a strong tendency toward creativity and can usually be creative with even the simplest of material supplies.  They are also very kind, but tend to be aloof when government officials pursue them. Momman's have a tendency toward the naughty side, but never cross the line...well, ok, sometimes they move the line, but they never cross it!

Perfect mates for Anonymommans are hunks o' burnin' love, and unicorns. If you think you might be an Anonymomman or might know someone who is, grab yourself a paper bag and come and join us for our Anonymomman Convention.

We'll have guest speakers from around the world who share what they can do with a paper bag, and we'll also talk about recent discoveries that link gold to one of the stars in Momma's Cluster (There's gold in them there hills!). Admission is free with proof that you're a Momman!