Ready to escape the oncoming winter of Europe, (lemme tell ya, it ain't so cozy rompin' around the Alps in a skimpy two-piece bikini!), Momma leaves Austria and heads back for the U.S. of A. and ventures by plane to hide out at her friend Nikki's house in the deep deep south: Mississippi.

Meanwhile... Agent X is out of his own bikini and back into his overcoat, & close on Momma's trail (could've been those lipstick kisses she left on the bathroom mirrors at the Biloxi Airport.. oops! hehe..). Unfortunately for X, Nikki has "acquaintances" who work out at that airport and they call to warn Momma of his eminent arrival in the southland.

Frantic to get Momma out as quickly and discreetly as possible, they sneak Momma onto a Naval ship that's heading to the Caribbean for a four month deployment.

A ham radio operator in Fort Lauderdale scratches his head and raises an eyebrow at the ship's radio frequency which is now emitting what sounds like three hundred men singing... The Beach Boys?? "Aruba, Jamaica... oooh I wanna take ya.."

Mwrahahaa... foiled that Agent X again.. While he's still searching through shack houses in the Mississippi bayous, good ol' Momma be soakin' it up on the coast of Aruba.