While a few negative comments are coming from obviously envious critics (see left), we are pleased to report that not everyone is a sore loser. A spokesperson for FOX, Inc. had this to say recently: "When we heard that the M-Files had edged out X-Files in the recent Nielson, we naturally investigated the site. It was, of course, a disappointment to see that we received the flaming bag review for the movie, we couldn't argue with Anonymomma's review. We plan to take her criticisms to heart if and when we begin production on the sequel." The spokesperson also noted that it was a shame they hadn't seen Anonybaby in time for the Ally McBeal episode.

When sexy veteran actor Mel Gibson learned of the flattering remarks Anonymomma wrote about him, he reportedly mumbled something about "...if it weren't for the ol' ball 'n chain...," while heartthrob Antonio Banderas was seen with an uncharacteristic but definite blush to his cheeks. With a twinkle in his eye, he responded simply, "Hmmm..." Could there be a new romance in the cards for someone?

Tracking down The Momma for an interview proved to be difficult, though not quite impossible. Dana, one of our seasoned reporters managed to catch her at her New Year's Eve bag bash. After searching through the crowds of bagged guests, she finally spotted Momma's shapely legs and knew she'd struck gold. Unfortunately, it was 11:59 and the roar of the countdown thundered around her. As the clock struck midnight, The Momma was lifted high above the crowd on invisible wires - leaving the ball like some modern day Cinderella. As she disappeared in the ceiling of balloons, she blew a kiss over the crowd and shouted, "Happy New Year Everyone 'n you too Agent X! Catch me if ya can big boy!"