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This is the only extant representation of the mysterious Pharaoh Anonymommen, long considered merely anecdotal by Egyptologists. The recently discovered cache of objects venerating this 69th dynasty ruler contained a strange preponderance of grey imagery, rare for the iconography of the day, as well as a statue of the Pharaoh clad in what would nowadays be considered a rather scant grey bikini, but which egyptologists have deemed to be traditional festival clothing for ancient egyptian fertility rites, at which Anonymommen would have presided.After due consideration and a great deal of fondling, egyptologists now lean toward the hypothesis that this Pharaoh´s prominent physical curvature and evident feminine endownment are merely symbolic of the orgiastic fertility cults common in the 69th dynasty, of which Anonymommen was the only known ruler. Although Anonymommen does carry the traditional crook and flail of the Pharaoh, there is great scholarly debate surrounding the meaning of odd papyrus headgear and the strange gem like surface resembling a window, or even a computer monitor, on the royal diadem. The inscriptions on the walls of this veritable egyptological treasure trove bear the name of the Pharaoh and a cryptic inscription which reads:
"What if the whole world wide web was like this, nothing but gray, nothing..."
While the venerable scientists continue to uncover Anonymommen´s treasures, the debate rages on. No actual mummy was found in the cache, and there are rumors that the fellahin assisting in the dig have seen the life sized polychrome statue of the Pharaoh, pictured above, wink at them when handled. An astronomical rise in the birth rate has manifested in all the villages surrounding the archaeological site, and fellahin are lining up by the thousands in order to obtain employment carting away rubble and gently fondling...errr...carrying any further booty...ummm....artifacts that may be found. Could the lusty influence of the mysterious and curvaceous Anonymommen, the Grey Pharaoh, have extended across the eons into our day and age? The inscriptions date the beginning of the 69th dynasty as falling on the modern day equivalent of December 9 which coincidently is also the noted birthday of the internet's infamous Anonymomma. Our informant also has revealed a secret cabal in the egyptological community of Momma...uhhh...Mummy savants which includes plans to celebrate with the wildest abandon on that very day. Hmmmm... Could Anonymommen be Anonymomma's Momma? (Can you say that three times :-) Or are they of the bag headresses one and the very same?
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