It was a gruesome scene. The three Agents were found with paperbags over their heads. They wouldn't stop laughing and kept talking about having a wild time with *her*. Local important and credible people can only come to the conclusion that these men were victim to the Anony-Witch.
For years the legend of the Anony-Witch has been discussed in the dark hills of the World Wide Web. She often appears without warning, first blinding you with a paperbag and then hitting you upside the head with humor that won't stop. Those who have seen the Anony-Witch's pages first hand know that there is no escape. There is no turning back. And it is only a matter of time before they too will don a paperbag and terrorize unsuspecting surfers with raucous jokes and witty one-liners.
In spite of the overwhelming evidence that the Anony-Witch is real (her website, her pictures, the numerous sightings, her e-mail, etc.)... there is a select group of nonbelievers that refuse to accept that humor as great as the Anony-Witch's can really exist.
However, aside from the paperbags, smiles on their faces, and wealth of jokes the three agents came back with... they also carried some mysterious footage they had found. Will this mysterious footage help people discover the truth behind the Anony-Witch? Or will it simply add more giggle fits and confusion to the entire investigation?
disclaimer from our intrepid reporter: The Anony-Witch is a good witch & is not to be confused with the evil Blair Witch, the Wicked Witch of the West, Macbeth's terrible trio, the biblical witch of Endor, or of course The Momma's notoriously evil ex-mother-in-law... The Lecherious Lydia.