The snappy red corvette of the broad known as "ANONYMOMMA" was seen gliding down Highway 59S at a high rate of speed. How she drives so well with that bag on her head is the real mystery. She is headed toward the small burg of SUGAR LAND, where it is thought that she will contact the Queen of the Republic of TEXAS, also known as "Stircrazy". We have agents already on the way to speak with this Queen or as the case may be Mz Stircrazy, but by the preliminary report we have received, this so called Queen is a bit suspicious herself. "Queen of the Republic" ... hhmmm ... sounds like she could use a touch of Lithium or Haldol herself. She might just turn out to be another co-conspirator of The Momma's.

This Momma is to be considered armed with a rapier wit and extremely dangerous to witless cops with penises and no brains. BOLO for this 40ish, blonde bombshell with many disguises. Sometimes uses a brown paper bag over the head, but watch for those knockers and that ghetto boody.

We are in hot pursuit, well as hot as I can make it in the Vega the agency has so graciously supplied me with for transportation. Hhmmmph ... broad's gotta vette. Updates as they occur ...

I have attached the latest surveillance photos of The Momma received 7/27/97 @ 13:00.

p.s. sorry the note cannot be used to lift prints as I had to change the oil in the Vega 'n forgot to wash my hands.

Faithfully submitted ...